Funny Business

A bloke walks into a Fish and Chip shop and says:

	"Can I have some fish please?"
	"OK, it won't be long" says the bloke behind the counter.
	"Well it better be fat then"

Haiku Error Messages
The Electric Chair
Shooting Yourself in the Foot - Languages Version
If Cars Were Like Computers
Benny the Motorcyclist
25 interesting things that you learn about computers in the movies...
Psychiatric Patient
The story of Angus
Proper Diskette Care and Usage
Putting Out a Fire
Sporks
Love and Marriage
A Girl's Guide to Geek Guys
Pet Centipede
Rules of Cat Etiquette
Kid Science
Dr Laura and Leviticus
Attitude is Everything
How Hot Is It In Hell - A True Story
The True History of the World
Hunting Season
The Inventor
Mathematicians
Super Salesman
Snail Joke
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road
QED
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road
Inertial Guidance Systems Explained
The Newbie's Song
Middle Men
Shooting Yourself in the Foot - OS Version
Men Who Use Computers Are The New Sex Symbols Of The `90s
Ethical Dilemma
Frog Joke
The Programmer's Game
One side of a conversation with a bartender
Shakespearean Insults
The Kiss
Farmer Joe's Accident
A Golf Joke
Chinese Jabberwocky (aka The Uncle that Sleeps in Your House)
Gay Ranch Hand
Winter Motorcycling
Musical Octopus
Reservations of an Airline Agent
Darwin Award Candidates
Actual Bumper Stickers
To Survive
Makeup Transformations
Smokers Rights
Toasters
Three Apple Engineers and Three Microsoft Engineers
What Was Jesus
The Evolution of a Programmer
Windows 95
Miami Subs (a study in impersonal communications)
Air Force maintenance
Long Happy Life
An Interview with Bjarne Stroustrup
Deep Thoughts (by Jack Handey)
Star Trek Lost Episode Transcript
The Best of the Worst Country-Western Song Titles
People for the Ethical Treatment of Software
What is fate
Hacker Tarot Cards
MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
Dave Rhodes (or get.arrested.fast)
International Sex
Anagram
The Goodtimes Email Virus