Funny Business

A bloke walks into a Fish and Chip shop and says:

	"Can I have some fish please?"
	"OK, it won't be long" says the bloke behind the counter.
	"Well it better be fat then"

The Goodtimes Email Virus
Air Force maintenance
Long Happy Life
Super Salesman
Pet Centipede
Actual Bumper Stickers
Hunting Season
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road
Chinese Jabberwocky (aka The Uncle that Sleeps in Your House)
Three Apple Engineers and Three Microsoft Engineers
Farmer Joe's Accident
Makeup Transformations
Musical Octopus
Proper Diskette Care and Usage
International Sex
One side of a conversation with a bartender
Windows 95
Rules of Cat Etiquette
Middle Men
Darwin Award Candidates
The Electric Chair
People for the Ethical Treatment of Software
The Inventor
Reservations of an Airline Agent
Winter Motorcycling
Inertial Guidance Systems Explained
Attitude is Everything
The story of Angus
Benny the Motorcyclist
The Newbie's Song
25 interesting things that you learn about computers in the movies...
Men Who Use Computers Are The New Sex Symbols Of The `90s
MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
Star Trek Lost Episode Transcript
Shooting Yourself in the Foot - OS Version
What Was Jesus
Psychiatric Patient
A Girl's Guide to Geek Guys
Miami Subs (a study in impersonal communications)
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road
Dave Rhodes (or
Shakespearean Insults
Smokers Rights
Putting Out a Fire
Snail Joke
Kid Science
How Hot Is It In Hell - A True Story
Frog Joke
Ethical Dilemma
Gay Ranch Hand
An Interview with Bjarne Stroustrup
The Evolution of a Programmer
Haiku Error Messages
Deep Thoughts (by Jack Handey)
The Kiss
Shooting Yourself in the Foot - Languages Version
What is fate
The True History of the World
A Golf Joke
To Survive
Dr Laura and Leviticus
The Best of the Worst Country-Western Song Titles
Love and Marriage
Hacker Tarot Cards
The Programmer's Game
If Cars Were Like Computers