Funny Business

A bloke walks into a Fish and Chip shop and says:

	"Can I have some fish please?"
	"OK, it won't be long" says the bloke behind the counter.
	"Well it better be fat then"

The Inventor
Gay Ranch Hand
The Goodtimes Email Virus
Shooting Yourself in the Foot - Languages Version
The story of Angus
Anagram
A Girl's Guide to Geek Guys
Smokers Rights
Snail Joke
Pet Centipede
Middle Men
Dave Rhodes (or get.arrested.fast)
Dr Laura and Leviticus
An Interview with Bjarne Stroustrup
The Electric Chair
A Golf Joke
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road
Super Salesman
How Hot Is It In Hell - A True Story
Putting Out a Fire
Mathematicians
Miami Subs (a study in impersonal communications)
People for the Ethical Treatment of Software
Ethical Dilemma
Musical Octopus
Shooting Yourself in the Foot - OS Version
The Evolution of a Programmer
Frog Joke
Proper Diskette Care and Usage
Psychiatric Patient
Sporks
What Was Jesus
Chinese Jabberwocky (aka The Uncle that Sleeps in Your House)
To Survive
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road
Long Happy Life
Actual Bumper Stickers
Windows 95
Hacker Tarot Cards
Deep Thoughts (by Jack Handey)
The True History of the World
One side of a conversation with a bartender
If Cars Were Like Computers
The Newbie's Song
Love and Marriage
Men Who Use Computers Are The New Sex Symbols Of The `90s
Shakespearean Insults
Farmer Joe's Accident
The Kiss
Star Trek Lost Episode Transcript
Toasters
International Sex
Air Force maintenance
Reservations of an Airline Agent
Inertial Guidance Systems Explained
What is fate
Kid Science
Three Apple Engineers and Three Microsoft Engineers
The Best of the Worst Country-Western Song Titles
Winter Motorcycling
QED
MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
Makeup Transformations
Hunting Season
Rules of Cat Etiquette
Haiku Error Messages
Benny the Motorcyclist
The Programmer's Game
Attitude is Everything
Darwin Award Candidates
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