Funny Business

A bloke walks into a Fish and Chip shop and says:

	"Can I have some fish please?"
	"OK, it won't be long" says the bloke behind the counter.
	"Well it better be fat then"

Proper Diskette Care and Usage
Hacker Tarot Cards
Miami Subs (a study in impersonal communications)
Shooting Yourself in the Foot - OS Version
MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
Three Apple Engineers and Three Microsoft Engineers
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road
Sporks
Benny the Motorcyclist
Air Force maintenance
What is fate
Makeup Transformations
Rules of Cat Etiquette
Darwin Award Candidates
Musical Octopus
Winter Motorcycling
Shooting Yourself in the Foot - Languages Version
Snail Joke
Anagram
The Electric Chair
Hunting Season
The Programmer's Game
People for the Ethical Treatment of Software
What Was Jesus
The True History of the World
Chinese Jabberwocky (aka The Uncle that Sleeps in Your House)
The Inventor
Reservations of an Airline Agent
The story of Angus
Putting Out a Fire
QED
Shakespearean Insults
The Best of the Worst Country-Western Song Titles
One side of a conversation with a bartender
Toasters
Inertial Guidance Systems Explained
Love and Marriage
Middle Men
Actual Bumper Stickers
25 interesting things that you learn about computers in the movies...
How Hot Is It In Hell - A True Story
If Cars Were Like Computers
The Newbie's Song
Dr Laura and Leviticus
Men Who Use Computers Are The New Sex Symbols Of The `90s
Deep Thoughts (by Jack Handey)
Pet Centipede
Dave Rhodes (or get.arrested.fast)
Ethical Dilemma
To Survive
A Golf Joke
The Goodtimes Email Virus
Gay Ranch Hand
Super Salesman
Attitude is Everything
Haiku Error Messages
The Evolution of a Programmer
Frog Joke
Smokers Rights
Mathematicians
An Interview with Bjarne Stroustrup
Psychiatric Patient
A Girl's Guide to Geek Guys
Windows 95
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road
The Kiss
Long Happy Life
International Sex
Star Trek Lost Episode Transcript
Farmer Joe's Accident
Kid Science